Contact me - send me a message

To be recognised as a real person trying to make contact with me, in the "Message" write:

• a topic - eg "splunge grommets", "job offer", etc (as there is one "Contact Form" and you need to say what topic brings you here)
• briefly on what interests you, what you know, how you know it, etc - anything which is unique showing you are a person interacting with this topic

Don't invest a lot at this stage - be recognised as a genuine person first here.

• make sure the email you provide is valid (else you will never be in receipt of a response!)
• It is permissible to include your phone number in the "Message"

In the rhyme hey diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle the cow jumped over the moon what action did the athletic farmyard inhabitant do?